AND YOU ORDERED....

Please, please don't point to a steak and order a steak

and then tell me how you want it cooked (medium)

and to substitute french fries for a baked potato

(not available until after 4 p.m.)

IF you really wanted shrimp!!!

When I come to you with your perfectly cooked steak

and you say "what's that?! I didn't order that"

and your dining companion tries to say you did

and I say oh yes you did ...

ENJOY!!!

Just had to get it of my chest.

Don't worry, we really don't spit in your food,

(we may want to, but we don't!)